So drunk its hurt
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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