I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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