Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Dear god my vagina.
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