Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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