his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize