Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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