I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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