love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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