What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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