But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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