im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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