dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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