It's like God shit irony all over that family
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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