is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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