found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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