Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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