why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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