If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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