I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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