If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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