is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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