Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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