U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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