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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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