they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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