And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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