didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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