Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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