she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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