He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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