I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Randomize