I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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