well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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