do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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