Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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