That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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