You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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