I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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