I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He has the fingertips of a God
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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