You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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