These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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