I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I came so hard my ears popped.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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