No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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