No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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