is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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