So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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