Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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