Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
