So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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