I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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