We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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