Who wears a wallet chain?!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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