There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
