he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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