it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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