This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I want her autograph on my taint
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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