In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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