Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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