You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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